With the Fourth of July coming up next week, the hosts are talking Independence Day facts. We pay homage to Captain Steve Hiller for his heroic actions that helped save the world from alien annihilation 23 years ago. They also converse about fireworks ranging from whistling bungholes to whisker biscuits, spleen splitters to gut busters. The episode wraps up on a mellow note with a little chat about Yacht Rock. Michael #2 confesses his love for Loggins and Michael McDonald as Michael #1 realizes he doesn't really know what Yacht Rock is.